[ it's another normal day in 4-6. The guide opens up to a view of a kitchen, and two ninjas can be seen messing with what is possibly food. Things seem to be going pretty well until the ninja that lacks a penis "accidentally" knocks over said food, and it lands on the penis wielding ninja. and there is one very dirty Uchiha Sasuke looking deeply ( Read more... )

[There is something different about Sasuke today. No, it's not the clothes... Oh, did he get a new haircut? His hair is really long... and braided... though somehow even braided it looks spiky. Apparently duckbutts aren't affected by a sudden sex change.

Oh, that's it! Sasuke looks even more like his mother! Because he is a girl! Not that it shows ( Read more... )

[The guide feed is suddenly assaulted by this lovely and ... quite frankly baffling image for a few seconds before it turns to black and the audio feed picks up.]

Sooo, how many o' them pictures did ya wanna?

[there's a pause where all you can hear is the sound of the vent blowing wind loudly up Sasuke's skirt before TWO NINJAS REPLY IN CHORUS, ( Read more... )

[if your guide is filtered, Sasuke's dream has been banned by the UCC (Universal Communications Commission). You are instead enjoying a lovely recorded video of a bunny rabbit eating grass with accompanying classical music.]

( This dream filtered for: Gore, Excessive Violence, Disturbing Imagery and a Really, Really Bad Punchline (also, an abuse of visual aids) )

What do you live for?

[Time for a public service announcement! The video cuts on to reveal our "cheery" quartet of Heero, Asch, Kitaniji, and Sasuke. None of them seem particularly eager to start.]

[Heero turns to stare at Asch.] You go first.

Tch! [Asch seems less than pleased, but starts speaking anyway, delivering each sentence in a monotone expected of one ( Read more... )

[The Guide clicks on when it's jarred by something. The view is of Naruto sitting on the couch. Lo and behold, he's not alone! His couch partner for the evening is Uchiha Sasuke. Yes, not even joking.]

Why did that explode?

BECAUSE... IT WAS AWESOME.

... That doesn't mean it should explode.

Shuddap, I can't hear the... explosions.

...

[Naruto lifts a ( Read more... )

[A dark paw dabs over the guide as the video starts, and then a lean stretch of black-and-white underbelly as Jack streeeeeetches his languid way in a prowl after his favorite new prey of choice ( Read more... )

[the following text appears on the screen:]

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[Is this a code or some sort? There ( Read more... )

[ The video starts, a shot of the floor, as an unfamiliar voice says; ]

Hey, did that flash? I don't know if I did this right, let me try again. It's the button right here, isn't it?

[ The Guide is adjusted so that Naruto, Kakashi, Sasuke, and Sakura can be seen on screen, all at various mismatched ages. Kakashi's still in his oversized jounin ( Read more... )